Snippets

Snippets are bits of regular conversations that just sound funny or odd. Here are some examples...

"Hey, hey, hey!  No biting the nipple!" - Ryan

"Oh poop!  Pause it - I just remembered I have chocolate in my pocket!" - Acadia

"Because nothing says "I love you" like a good shot to the head." - Me

"I picked out the right hairy legs myself!" - Cadi

"Have you ever known me for an exploding marshmallow?" - Kaitlyn

"If you can't see the movie, there's nothing like a pancake." - Ryan

"I detect a certain amount of nuttiness." - Ryan

"You always talk like you're a moose." - Dara

"If I go to the B's, I'm gonna take my head." - Cadi

"Your eyeball is in my mouth." - Me

"Yeah, I've heard worse too, but the cat was in heat." - Ryan

"You know, you're pretty smart for someone who's never taken a super hero class." - LarryBoy

"My foot's having a party and it hurts!" - Acadia

"A whale would have totally brought me a drink of milk." - Debi

(Spoken in "whale") "Would you give me some poop?" - Tom

"You can diaper my teddy bear." - Tom

"You can touch my butt, it's okay." - Miriam

"That is so cool that we can recognize a bug up on a building top!" - Ryan

"Sorry, I thought it was your dead finger." - Me

"It's hard to kiss a hamster." - Acadia

"I make it a point not to feed the dog naked." - Ryan

"I should have been a heated model." - Ryan

"My wings tell me I love you." - Cadi

"I have jimmie breath." - Ryan

"I think I freezer-burned my tongue" - Me

"Hey I just love your feet." - Acadia

"My phone wants to die." - Me

"That's an almost tropical island - without the tropics." -Ryan

"Is that an almost funny - an almost snippet? Do you call it a 'snip'?" - Ryan

"I interpretted that one - it was in 'woman's speech'." - Ryan

"If I were a big, fat black guy with a tiny helmet, eating a huge burger, that would be me." - Ryan

"Let me cool down or I'm gonna burn my temper!" - Cadi

"Stop banging your nuts." - Ryan

"No women, no walk." - Ryan

"Don't grab your poop!" - James

"Now, don't chew your butt." - Me

Yelled really loud in the church parking lot as a male member of our ward is walking by, "Mom, you should have picked a different pair of panties!" - Cadi

"Mommy's like an old lady with a headache and a sore butt!" - Cadi

"I hate it when my wick shifts!" - Inga

"Don't run over people cause you're high." - Ryan

"Raise your hands with your feet." - Cadi

"Can I please keep my face?" - Cadi

"Thank you for cutting the cheese." - Me

"Put it under my pit." - Me

"See, there are people stupider than me." - Ryan

"What's the crisis? A horny elephant?" - Ryan

"It's kind of like finding a needle in a haystack full of needles." - Ron on the Amazing Race

"I've always been somewhat evil." - Ryan

"My butt is older than yours." - Me

"I always knew I had an evil twin." - Acadia

"If that's a "C" I must be, like a "Q"!" - Me

"I've kinda been under a lot of stress... and it's nice." - Ryan

"It was like an emotional enema." - Deja

"I'd be glad to cut your nose hair." - Ryan

"He was so squishy underneath me." - Ryan

"All together we make a really nasty cold." - Me

"Awwww, don't step on my dead body!" - Cadi

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